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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters
*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud
by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025
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Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.
“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling
by gv_86 October 19, 2025
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New Word

it's what it says, new word
NEW WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
by FirstLetter72 October 19, 2025
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New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.
Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
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redcup news

the world's most annoying, god awful, copyright infringing, submission begging, and clout chasing barstool clone.
no one cares if redcup news decided to rank your college town as the 20th best in the country. go pay your admins more.
by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025
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