Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)

A serious medical condition that occurs due to the lack of sexual activity.

“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.

by jonstorm77@ June 02, 2021

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 02, 2021

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 07, 2022

cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin

My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule

by HorsethePussyFilla December 06, 2017

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone March 11, 2016

cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo March 09, 2016

Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 07, 2024