cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
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Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
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Easy cum easy go

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.
"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"
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[cum] wrench

Sturdy and reliable, a lonely mans right hand.
Shaune says that Troy sure is talented with that cum wrench of his!
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