Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 28, 2021

Like laundering

Liking one’s own instagram post from a secondary account. Dupes unsuspecting followers into believing the poster is one like more popular than they actually are.

“The main reason I started a meme page was to get into like laundering my own posts.”

by daltonjfk September 8, 2019

like Greenland

1. Very very cold weather or temperature

2. Nasty, cold, hostile

1.

Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'

or

Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'

2.

'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'

by shakespeares-landlord April 3, 2023

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Likes and dislikes

Something that doesn't work on Urban Dictionary anymore

Me: Why are my posts showing no Likes and dislikes number? There's not even a zero! Fuck this!

by REDBOSS2008 August 10, 2025

Sounds like Masta-don

When a dubstep tune has any kind of machine guns, typical tearout basses or oneshots in it. First artists who fell victim of this accousation were Cybersex, Hela and L.u.x.

Maybe Trampa will soon be accoused of this too.

*Artist posts clip on Soundcloud of 140 bpm tearout tune with machine gun pattern in it*

Random dude: "sounds like masta-don"

by Harpyidubs July 27, 2019