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Cheese Cake

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cheese pancake

by 676767676767676766767676767676 February 28, 2017
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Mac and cheese

Literally the most perfect meal ever. You can eat it on the go or at home. All hail Box Mac and cheese
Guy 1: “hey have you eaten Mac and cheese recently?”
Guy 2: “yeah”
Guy 1: “cool”
by dreamsmpsimp January 19, 2021
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Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.
Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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Cheese grinder

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.
by Your muthor February 20, 2022
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Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”
by JWG419 April 4, 2024
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