Monkey's Paw 

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

Monkey's Paw by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

Monkey 

Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !

Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.

If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.

Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !

Him: hey baby *muah*

Monkey by Beezy L December 26, 2022

Monkey 

Dwip

Big Dwip is a monkey

Monkey by FatSillySlagNamedFred December 27, 2022

monkeyclan 

clan of rare almost extinct monkeys located in the fantabulous town of tralee located in tralee in kerry in ireland in europe in the world in the milky way eircode BREEN78291

monkeyclan 4 life

monkeyclan by breenxmonkey700 December 30, 2022

monkey-type 

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys

"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"

monkey-type by Cityo51 January 2, 2023

Monkey Moment 

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

Monkey Moment by euheuc January 2, 2023

monkey 

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

monkey by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023