You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019

Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

Made with that RATMEAT (it be hitting though)

Bert: Where’s my motherfucking RATMEAT?
Yohan: It’s in your Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

by RATMEAT!! December 20, 2019

fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

breaded grated chicken leg bis

The thing you want rn

Can I have some breaded grated chicken leg bis please?

by DanLoz03 January 23, 2020

the fried chicken vote

The fried chicken vote is a general term for the votes from the hicks and Southerners

Donald Trump's definitely has the Fried Chicken vote

by TepigIsHot March 5, 2020