Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.

harrys penis could block out the sun

by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 30, 2021

Penis

It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”

If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.

by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021

Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 26, 2024

Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017