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No Nut November

Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.
Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"

Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"

Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
by Intolerate November 15, 2022
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DEEZ NUTS

DEEZ NUTS IS A silly goofy bally word to say and spell. do not be afraid to say it to you teachers
teacher; whats the ANSWER
person 1; deez nuts
teacher; YES!
by ksjfvoiushvoiusgb November 18, 2022
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Nut

The act of ejaculation which would release endorphins, commonly acted out by males.
It could also be slang for male testicles.
1. I nutted while sleeping, it's about time I hit puberty.
2. Ow! Why did you kick my nuts?
by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022
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bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse
Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”
by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022
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Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".
Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?
by Stayflo November 23, 2022
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Nut Sack

A group of people whose reality is dictated by their confirmation biases
The nut sack misused the definition of "woke", to avoid the reality that the dictionary defines it as "being aware of important issues"
by Richard Cheese Douchebagginton November 23, 2022
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nut palace

When a woman take multiple loads in her lower regions and as the semen drips out, the man knights her vagina with his circumsized penis. Increasing her status from whore.
“Hey, did you show Kaydyn what the Nut Palace is?”
“Yeah, she wanted to be more than friends with benefits.”
by The Drunk Foreman November 27, 2022
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