doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

Do Not Make A Game Maliciously Done

Do Not Make A Game Maliciously Done

Do Not Make A Game Maliciously Done

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

Lets DO something!

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals

speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery

Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere

Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)

Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc

by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004

Doing an Elias

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Dudley Do Wrong

When you gag your girl during a blow job and hold her head down while you wrip a fart.

Joe gave Francis a Dudley Do Wrong.

by The REAL Awful Knawful August 4, 2018