double touch

when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time

Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!

by iva409 June 22, 2007

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Double O' 7

A surgical intern or resident who tends to kill patients.

1. "George O'Malley, more like Double O' 7!"
2. "I can't believe George messed up an appendectomy. Oh, there he is. Hey Double O' 7!"

by a beautiful potato November 28, 2019

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

N-i-double-guh-er

A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"

That guy over there is such a n-i-double-guh-er!

by mystical007_488 August 25, 2022

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018