penecular penis 

penecular penis, is a penis that is shaped in a wavy form, such as wavy hair. But instead of being wavy hair, you have a wavy penis, in other words penecular penis

Girl 1- Did you see that guys penis? Girl 2- Ya! it was very wavy Girl 1- You mean a penecular penis? Girl 2- Yes!

penecular penis by Alfred50 August 5, 2010

fingernail penis 

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

fingernail penis by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

Gutter Penis by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

ghetto penis enlargement 

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

ghetto penis enlargement by cukmepls June 3, 2013

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

panda penis birth by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

Kamikaze Penis 

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

Kamikaze Penis by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

troll penis 

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

troll penis by Lucky5 May 9, 2014