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iPad Kid

little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.

often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.

if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.

they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!

7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.

School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
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Stray Kids

I AM A HUGE FAN OF STRAY KIDS
by ARGENTINA CAMPEON August 25, 2021
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seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly
by kat174 March 16, 2021
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Vroom Kid

Kids that love to drive Cars...
Hey I am Vroom kid, I love driving my Car.
by Keith "Gallagher&M. Rowlizzle December 16, 2008
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feed your kids

Slur.Normaly Thrown at Liverpool fans as a retort when the said Liverpool fan says something the other fan or fans didn't like. A dig at poverty and the food bank outside Anfield. Abhorrent behaviour.
You don't know what you're talking about, Jordon Henderson has never been a good footballer. Just feed your kids man
by Kookyflukes February 23, 2021
mugGet the feed your kidsmug.

Speng Kid

Some strange blonde spaz who will threaten to suck honey out of your mums arse.
Speng kid! Not again, leave my mother alone!
by Your fat nan August 5, 2022
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Savage Fight kid

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler
person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"
by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021
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