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cat

person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL

person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.

person 1: THEIR SO CUTE

person 2: RIGHT
by mellalololol May 28, 2021
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cat

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020
mugGet the catmug.

squish the cat

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
mugGet the squish the catmug.

Cats

by Rara 21 March 30, 2022
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Cat

Really cute things that like sleeping and are so soft and adorable and make people happy.
by Kittylover4life April 18, 2018
mugGet the Catmug.

cat

by my drive April 5, 2022
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pooty cat

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat
by Toingle February 21, 2023
mugGet the pooty catmug.

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