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looking up words on urban dictionary 

Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of

A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...

A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike
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The Urban Dictionary Law 

States that; for every term that is searched on Urban Dictionary, there will always be a vulgar definition that will state an act of sexual behavior.
Search 'Kool-Aid' and you'll see an example of the Urban Dictionary Law.
The Urban Dictionary Law by Aisu December 17, 2008

The urban way 

The urban way is doing what ever you want when ever you want. Stepping on whoever you need to to get to the top, and once there you take no mercy and shit on who ever you used as a stepping stone. If all else fails you cuss everyone out, and again leave no survivors. Followers of the urban way take no shit from anyone. Most followers of the urban way are smart asses who love to make other people feel like shit just because they can. The urban way is not a word or phrase...it is a way of life
"Fuck you you stupid fuck"
Holy hell Jerome just went crazy on that kid.
Damn! No doubt he follows the urban way
The urban way by urbanK07 April 28, 2010

The Urban Ninja 

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
The Urban Ninja by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Names on urban dictonrary 

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are
Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

Im more famous then you on urban dictionary 

what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone
hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary