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Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.
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Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.
"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"
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Monkey

Animal known to live in rainforests.
A black person.
A cute little monkey.
I hate that dark pigmented monkey.
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Moto monkey

The term Moto monkey is used when a doos is acting like a poes.if someone calls u Moto monkey Moto monkey then go fuck yourself
C'mon doos,your acting like Moto monkey
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dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !
by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009
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Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey
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to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
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