red as fuck

Stoner eyes

Dude, How high are you? Your eyes are red as fuck

by Stonergirls April 30, 2016

pound fucking

Fucking the absolute shit out of you girl. Just destroying that meat wallet with your pork hammer to no avail. A term used in the movie Kids.

We started out slow and then got to the hardcore pound fucking stage. She was loving every single thrust

by Was Bamm May 4, 2016

Snack fucked

When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.

Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.

by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

fuck bae

someone you don't have a real relationship with, just a sexual one.

Friend: How are you and Joey doing??
Other Friend: Me and Joey? Oh, he's just my fuck bae

by urbanprodigy June 28, 2016

shoulder fuck

When someone humps your shoulder.

"Hey Bro, stop shoulder fucking me!"

by CunningLinguist8402 June 20, 2016