Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Yung Matty

awkward ass nigga who cant rap

YUNG MATTY hopped on the track and damn my black nigga that shit was so wack!

by Chimarutheblack June 22, 2025

degenerate matter

A situation involving more than one degenerate that usually involves some intricate plan or scheme that is destined to fail or end up with one or all of said degenerates in jail.

Zeke: What's going on at the Circle K?
Elmer: It's a fuckin' degenerate matter...

by Mrfuckinawesome June 24, 2025

Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))

Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3

by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025

equal matter

equal matter is when matter and anti-matter fuze together without making a reaction or explosion wich could also be fuel for things made under extreme preasure such as black holes ect.

i made a supermassive black hole out of equal matter in sector 9a

by bigger number July 27, 2025

No Matter What

Don't worry what others say or think of act as be only the best version of you

No Matter What I am

by Scary Horror October 9, 2025