Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 July 01, 2014

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yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

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yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

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Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.

"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"

by Anus Von Shitzen January 26, 2020

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yard one off

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You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 06, 2024

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Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.

Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!

by Aivalleb December 08, 2009

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