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Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.
Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????
by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021
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aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
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Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.
by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013
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ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
mugGet the ion fuck wit youmug.

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian
Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.
by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018
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Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"
by fred987 December 11, 2020
mugGet the Vegovah's witnessmug.

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