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by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023
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Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.
by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.
Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.
by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
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