Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores

Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers

by Jagermeister February 23, 2025

Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.

“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers”

by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025

Walmart Skyline

A 3rd generation Infinity Q35 with high milage and a collection of cheap aftermarket bolt-on parts. Accessories may vary, but black tinted windows and an obnoxiously loud exhaust that showcases how badly out of tune the valvetrain is are required.

"Did you hear that Peter just picked up a salvage title Q35 from the auto auction?"

"Great, I'm sure he already has an order for a new exhaust from Temu on the way. That's the 5th Walmart Skyline in our neighborhood.'

by cphoenix March 23, 2025

WalmartChungus

The disabled & morbidly obese, they/them on a mobility scooter who attends the No-Kings rallies wearing leather and post apocalyptic riot gear & face shields/headgear. They refer to themselves as “The Doge Walker.” As seen wheeling through high profile national protests with a MAGA-supporter or GOP caricature leashed in a manner similar to the villains in the MadMax series of films.

WalmartChungus was on the news again during the No Kings Rally before the violence erupted.

I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.

by JHGC8 March 30, 2026

Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her

Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work

by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025