When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.
Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009
Get the The Waldo mug.Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whats up?
Person 1: Nm
Person 2: Thats cool
Person 1: Ya
Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?
Person 1: Good
Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye
Person 1: Lol
*Later*
Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whats up?
Person 1: Nm
Person 2: Thats cool
Person 1: Ya
Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?
Person 1: Good
Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye
Person 1: Lol
*Later*
Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.
by rubyisasifis January 19, 2010
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Mike Wallace-verb
To completely and utterly make a fool of someone using only your quick wits and verbal skills.
To completely and utterly make a fool of someone using only your quick wits and verbal skills.
John: Bro, you know the Redskins are way better than the Packers!
Dave: You kidding me? Just tell me who has the most Superbowl wins.
Sean: Oh snap! You totally just Mike Wallaced him, Dave!
Dave: You kidding me? Just tell me who has the most Superbowl wins.
Sean: Oh snap! You totally just Mike Wallaced him, Dave!
by TheRealSirSnills September 23, 2012
Get the Mike Wallace mug.When a wall is covered with newspaper clippings, lines, string, maps and photographs, needed to either solve the case and show just how crazy and determined the creator of it is.
by agentx4000 April 20, 2013
Get the crazy wall mug.Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
by blambalino May 10, 2010
Get the Birthday Wall Posts mug.Form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God's "Black Label". At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half...each half made up of aggresive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death. For this reason, many bands have been sued for calling the wall of death, so modern walls of death are formed not due to instruction, but through serious fans who know what to do when the song in question is played. This is a mosh meant to be done a metal shows...not a hardcore dance. A wall of death at an emo/hXc show is not a true wall of death.
Black Label begins.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.
by pseudocide December 25, 2007
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After I gave ol' Nicki the walla walla sledgehammer, I finished her off by supermanning all over her face, and made her fruitbowl me.
by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008
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