Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.

Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.

by Swisherina October 20, 2010

blue vag

The intense achy feeling a girl gets in her vagina when she is extremely horny and needs to orgasm.

My hottie crush walked by and I instantly got blue vag.

by thekerriadventure May 4, 2014

vag crumbs

the little nubbins that appear after i bang out my girlfriend when i'm krunked.

yo, i woke up the other day to find vag crumbs all over the sheets. what the fuck!

by d frank December 24, 2007

Dad-Vag

A term used to describe a father who has ho balls, nor a penis as a matter of fact. A father who is spineless and have the tendency to pussy out of every conflict.

Guy 1: Hey bro, ask your dad if we can borough his car for the night.

Guy 2: Sure, but I don't think he'll let us.

Guy 1: Daaamn bro, your dad's such a dad-vag, he'll never let us do anything cool.

by DonKnalje November 5, 2011

vag curls

Weight training exercises that target the vaginal muscles in order to develop one or more of the following attributes: stamina, definition, strength, size. While exercises can differ, vag curls consist of a 'curling' motion, where the strength of the vaginal muscles are used.

Susie: So how was your date with Brad last night?
Stacy: It was so romantic! And after dinner when he was really giving it to me, he said he noticed a difference "down there". All those vag curls really paid off!

by DC Sarah December 28, 2008