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Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.
Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 14, 2017
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Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.
Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”
by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024
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Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs
After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.
by bobojo June 10, 2024
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Turkish Airstrike

The act of defecating into a sock and hurling said sock towards a target. Often but not always preceded by a Turkish homerun.
Lacking anyone with swinging distance of his fresh poop sock, Franklin instead opted to launch a Turkish Airstrike towards a crowd of confused bystanders.
by FrankRizzo3rd October 12, 2019
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Turkish Culture

The Greatest and has rooted history Culture across the world at all off time But it's little known because concrete examples not given so its just was learned kitchen culture whereas it's covers a lot such as old belief and religion, traditions, custom, architecture, performing arts...
Which culture more big Turkish culture ?
by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow December 3, 2018
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turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
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