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DJ loves turbo

by Radiohead lover 69 February 23, 2024
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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024
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Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting
Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce
by MemeClips March 23, 2024
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Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 9, 2022
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Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"
Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"
by anonymous February 25, 2022
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Turboing

The act of a user presumed to have left the internet hiding behind an alternative persona.
Dude, did you hear about that pedo who just got exposed for turboing
by fruitdarkner October 2, 2025
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