Budget Test Tube Baby

Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.

A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.

Budget Test Tube Baby by shamansuvanam October 3, 2011

Put the tube in the hole 

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

Put the tube in the hole by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

Surfing the Tube 

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

Surfing the Tube by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Louisiana Swirly Tube 

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.

Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!

Louisiana Swirly Tube by rectified123 October 20, 2017

Flame A Tube 

People think it's about smoking weed, but actually, it's about setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.

Person One: Hey man, wanna go flame a tube?
Person Two: No thanks, I don't smoke weed.
Person One: Nah man, it's just setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.
Person Two: Oh ok, sure.

Flame A Tube by NoLobotomies May 28, 2018

Squeaky Death Tube of Doom 

another word for flute

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.

Squeaky Death Tube of Doom by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019

New England Tube Sock 

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.

"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"

New England Tube Sock by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021