Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!

"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".

by dodzdaga May 8, 2014

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

truck slut

a girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck

what a truck slut. she only slept with him because he has a lifted f-150

by ;lahg August 12, 2005

mini-trucker

A person who drives a mini-truck. They like to put work into their rides to show their creativity. You can normally find a mini-trucker draggin his/her truck down the street. They have respect for others and love life. A true mini-trucker will have adjustable suspension.

Mini-truckers drive their trucks low and hold their heads high because they have an unwritten and unspoken agreement that they will live life to the fullest and never fall victim to 'the norm'.

"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she will leave you and be with new men that are ten times better than you will ever hope to be. These men are called mini-truckers."

by Heffner April 13, 2007

Trucker Tea

The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.

The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.

by The Mocker June 27, 2009

back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016