dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

trumpeteer

Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.

Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!

by Finleah November 6, 2021

trumpet

the best of the instruments

person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro

by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.

Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.

by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

Trumpet

One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.

2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!

3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).

by XgreyrabbitX October 20, 2021