toochin that booty

when someone sticks out their ass to make it appear larger

"dude, look at that DONK"

"aint no way homegurl's ass is THAT big. shes definitely toochin that booty"

by hlpbpmk September 29, 2008

Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

somebody toucha my spaghet

The famous phrase from "The three bears" cartoon.

"Somebody toucha my spaghet!"
"Mine-a too!"

by Koffayy May 1, 2018

knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.

Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!

by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

Touch it in the back

1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.

Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"

Gary: "Oh yeah!"

by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008

go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

by George Buckington January 28, 2006