respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 01, 2025

street weiner

a hot dog bought from a street weiner

person 1: this street weiner slaps
person 2: this street weiner is bussin

by El_Javko June 23, 2021

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 09, 2011

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022

Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.

Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.

by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 06, 2025

Weiner

Hot dog weiner.

"Buy the weiners from the restraunt"

by dj_beans October 27, 2020