tired

SEAN

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄

by katiepiddo February 10, 2020

Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Fenced tire

A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.

I love you, she is only a fenced tire.

by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

tire rental

When you are broke as shit and can't afford new tires so you say fuck your pride and beg.

Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.

by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017

fat tire bicycle

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010