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Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
by mjs2003 May 23, 2018
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perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.
Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018
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bilbong tuddleshonks

when your good friend sucks on ur nipples for so long that the thc in ur blood stream converges into milk and feeds ur children(friends) who then blaze up from ur teets
bro jake took one for the team last night and let us all use him for a quick bilbong tuddleshonks
by charmander286 November 23, 2018
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twat twiddler

That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler
by John_D03 June 14, 2019
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Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
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Buff tiddies

A person who has enormous pectorals or breasts that have muscles on their nips :D
Nigga: YO NAMJOON GOT SOME BUFF TIDDIES
Nigga 2: RIGHT?!
by Kimtayler December 30, 2019
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Chicken tiddies

by Niggahair February 16, 2020
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