Crazy Smurf 07

The most racist person on earth

Oh my God did you just call this person a *racist word*? You are almost as bad as Crazy Smurf 07!

by Omi lover May 4, 2022

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Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

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Head full of smurfs

When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"

Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"

by Roving Jay October 18, 2011

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Soggy Smurf Delight

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

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