Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
by da funny word masta September 02, 2009
When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.
When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!
by screw-ged again December 26, 2011
On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W
A E C N W
by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019
by Kinty The Cat March 08, 2014
by unitedstrawberries August 07, 2023
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
by MUGlol69 October 29, 2021
"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."
by maranathasoon December 08, 2020