An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.
by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021
Get the Pigeonmug. Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.
by MetraRider March 4, 2011
Get the Stair pigeonmug. Generally, the term is used to describe a woman that relies on money from men. It was initially used to describe the behavior of strippers or go-go girls picking up crumpled dollars from the dance floor following a performance. This behavior is akin to a NYC pigeon squabbling around and picking up crumbs off a sidewalk.
by bigbrunoleshki September 22, 2014
Get the Pigeonmug. by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024
Get the looking for a pigeonmug. An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.
The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."
The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."
"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"
"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."
"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."
by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020
Get the Pigeonmug. A person who moves among the individuals in a tribe of friends, telling everybody what they say about each other. The intentions may be unclear, but rarely does the behavior help mend fences, and it usually blows up bridges. The Carrier Pigeon sits backs with a box of popcorn and watches the fruits of their labors unfold.
Ooo damn, I don't know about her. Bettie and Lydia were having some problems. Instead of encouraging them to salvage their friendship she told them all the bad things they were saying about each other. She's such a Carrier Pigeon.
by Hallow Weener December 17, 2022
Get the Carrier Pigeonmug. by bebabalula April 30, 2019
Get the Pigeon ridermug.