freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 11, 2019

kick monkey

When a junkie without a fix begs his junkie friend who's holding for some dope.

Dude I need to get high, give me some of your stash, kick monkey.

Just one more CC bro. At least give me your cotton. Kick Monkey!

by Sue&Rob September 19, 2008

Hoho The Monkey

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.

Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018

curb monkey

Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".

There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.

by EndoCanuck October 08, 2003

Black Monkey

A BLACK MONKEY

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey

by LOGAN PAUL IS BENT November 22, 2019

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 03, 2006

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 03, 2005