Lemon squeeze

It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”

Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!

by chefdre August 7, 2021

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017