by H0T M4N December 7, 2023

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

by Catherinenorthissooobeautiful August 20, 2021

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl
Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Boyfriend: No baby they're fine
Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?
Boyfriend: No baby they're fine
Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?
by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

by Rossreinhart July 9, 2018

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
