very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
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Get the Tom Jones mug.a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son
TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son
TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays
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