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spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo
stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game
by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013
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Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.
Those people get their jew mitts into everything.
by Volksgeist July 31, 2018
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Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything
Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?
by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017
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Jew Ticket

I false ticket (Ex. Receipt or small piece of paper) placed under a windshield to trick a law enforcement officer or ticket maid into thinking you already have a ticket.
Can you put a Jew ticket under the windshield
by Silent NC December 30, 2020
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Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.
Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.
by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007
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jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets
dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.
by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006
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Jew Condom

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.
Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
by jcool411 April 15, 2013
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