help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Chunder Funk

When she asks you to eat her ass- but you consensually beat her instead (she likes it)

Mike Literous: ong last night Jenna asked me to eat her ass- but I just gave her that big old Chunder funk allll night. Dw she liked it ;)

by SuperiorVenaCava August 5, 2025

Funk Tunnel

Another term for butthole

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...

by Squatch10 February 10, 2019

Declan Funk

Very Funky. Jewish

Is that Declan Funk, because that person celebrates the winter solstice AND has some pretty funky pants

by OPTIMARS March 3, 2022

bohemian funk

Any sickness that is random or unexplainable.

Dylan has a rash on his face, looks like the bohemian funk!

by Rae-Rae1009 January 15, 2018

mrs. funk

the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.

"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"

by mrs.funks fav student May 21, 2021

Funk-a-freak

Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.

“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”

“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”

by jm1r7 April 11, 2023