Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.

Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?

by Shunsui May 20, 2011

Boob juice

Lactation from a woman’s breasts

She fed the baby her boob juice

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

boob cheek

When a girls boobs are large enough that a section of them are considered boob cheeks

I rubbed my boob cheeks in his face last night

by basil_thyme November 10, 2018

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

Heavy Boob

Also referred to as havy bob by dumbass teenagers such as myself

Definitions ~

1. A very large boob which suffocates the beholder of it. This only applies to those with a bra cup size of C or larger. Usually only occurs when the beholder of heavy boob is laying down. This may affect the chest and throat areas.

2. Extremely heavy rack.

3. Heavy boob is a sacred and holy item which must be protected at all costs. Heavy boob must be protected for the sake of horny old men and their disturbing intentions.

4. A heavy-ass round circle attached to mostly female’s upper chest (but occasionally males as well) making you heavy as fuck. This may lead to pains in your back.

P.S.
Nevan loves heavy boob, especially because he himself has one.

1. My chest feels kinda heavy and it’s hard to breath..

2. Daaammn! She has a heavy boob.

3. (Old man) mmm.. that’s one heavy boob. 😏

4. Holy shit I fucking HATE my heavy boob! *OW!! MY BACK!

by Heavy bob legend June 1, 2019