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Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022
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Blessed the beef

by Ktrap January 6, 2022
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Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.
I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.
by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025
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Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.
Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!
by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
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