Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.

I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.

by the t3 March 01, 2025

heavens official blessing

GAY anime.

"I love heavens official blessing!!"
"me too!!"
"Lets kiss and have seggs!!"
"hoorayy!!"

by I have a gf bozos April 08, 2023

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction

Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless

by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022

#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.

Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed

by Defining Junk June 04, 2020

Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 04, 2021

polish blessing

a fighting move. done by grabbing the opponent by the shoulders, looking them in the eye, and bending them over to knee them in the crotch/abdomen.

Man, did you see Mirek last night? He seriously gave that prick Vadim a polish blessing!

by octomil February 16, 2017