sexy.
me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
by I’m a human September 25, 2021
Get the alien vomitmug. Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
Get the Aliensmug. guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
by ticorza September 12, 2023
Get the Alien Hominid Invasionmug. by Micky :) April 30, 2019
Get the Alienmug. by Tewwawia April 12, 2022
Get the Alien Languagemug. Alien: 17×3=51.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024
Get the Alienmug.