hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.

1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.

by helllllooooo November 5, 2010

flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.

Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 18, 2002

napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect

Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome

by BJ and Frances May 22, 2006

hat trick

A sexual practice in which a male inserts his penis into three different holes on a female's body during one sexual encounter. The most common example would be a male inserting his penis in a female's mouth, vagina, and anus; all during one singular sexual encounter.

After sex, she could feel a great sorness in her mouth, ass, and pussy; after all, her boy had just scored a hat trick!

by 314inda517 March 1, 2009