Technological Tourettes

A syndrome in which one gets so incredibly infuriated by technology the emotion boils up in one monosyllabic outburst; usually the word FUCK! Most commonly suffered by I.T. personnel but also know to affect smartphone users and elderly people with more than one remote control.

Bob's lost spreadsheet induced technological tourettes and got him a three day suspension and a lot of dirty looks from his bible-thumping co-workers.

by House, I.T. March 15, 2010

Technocock

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technopuppet

1. Someone whose life is entirely ran by technology.

2. A person that is addicted to Techno music

Man... Ricky's always walking around with those giant headphones on blasting techno music so loud the whole world can hear it. That dude is a technopuppet.

by edigital July 17, 2012

Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.

They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.

by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012

technogility

The ability to make technology work.

His high level of technogility makes him an excellent choice for Chief Technology Officer. Or, my 92 year old mother's low technogility prevents her from making use of a tablet.

by Forehammer June 13, 2016

technosexual

when someone is attracted to tenology or robots

Joe: hey bro, did you know Trent was technosexual?

David: yeah, he said he wanna bang the terminator in the chat.

Joe: but how?

by sorrynotsorryyall November 9, 2019

Technoz

Technoz is an Indian guy who has a YouTube channel with 'Tech' in his channel's name. Eg:- Techno Sagar, Techy Rajesh, Rohan Tech Center, Tech Mafia etc.
Every mortal human has come across their channel atleast once in their lifetime. Whether you need 'mod_crack.apk' or you need to learn 'How to earn 5000$ online everyday' they have got you covered.

John: "Damm man I need money, my wife and children are starving."
Mike: "Oh so why don't you watch the third best Technoz, Tech Sudhir , he has explained some super easy trick to become a billaniore."
John: "Thanks man now I will be rich too."

by The_World_Should_End November 2, 2020