cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

by Stephrie August 22, 2023

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

car tart

A fruit tart in a car shape.

My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!

by Branchit June 30, 2022

tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

lemon tart

lemon tart is a submissive person who loves getting pegged. lemon tart is a sensetive person physically and mentally. can be good though

oh lemon tart here you go again with your attitude it's not my fault jequavia isn't our kid. now come here

by dominantbreed August 26, 2022

Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart

He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!

by rareritings May 7, 2022