yesterday me and my pedophile bestfriend went to a UES (Underage Exotic Strippers) club. it was very entertaining watching those little japanese strippers show their stuff.
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Is (he who shall remain nameless) coming out tonight?
Yeah, he said he was, but he is full strap-on mode. fucking strappy.
Yeah, he said he was, but he is full strap-on mode. fucking strappy.
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Get the Stripperette mug.female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends
also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage
come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies
they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends
also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage
come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies
they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
by maskerbator August 25, 2011
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"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
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