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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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Curbside Cock Stomp

When you park the truck and open the door to your truck and fuck a girl in broad daylight while leaning against the vehicle.
I totally Curbside Cock stomped that hoe! She wanted it way to bad!
by PoonMasta69 April 7, 2015
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Stomping Ground

Stomping Ground is an student's second home. But it also represents so much more; it is a movement that encompasses a person's individuality and expression.
Amar looks fantastic in his luxurious, sublime, innovative Stomping Ground sweatshirt.
by MrStompinGround February 28, 2024
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G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.
Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.
by TheMadler January 17, 2012
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Fanny Stomp

The act of kidnapping, ("taking" if that sounds better)...several tourists or people who may appear to be a tourist of some sort, driving them to an unknown location, and then follow that by dragging them out of the vehicle with your buddies and literally "stomping" those goofy "fanny"-pack wearing bitches till their bloody, but not dead.
"So anyway, the other day, there was like six fanny-fags walking down market street, so me and Lysol grab those niggas and brought 'em to the spot and I called up my boys and we had ourselves a fanny stomping party."
by Leroy and Cletus January 16, 2008
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