I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.

Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.

by KODEN February 18, 2020

Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push

Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no

by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025

arne stomp

it consists of stomping on someones toes untill their teeth turn black

this morning i arne stomped the mcdonalds empolyee for 12 hours

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Koto Stomp

A koto stomp is when you kick the shit out of someone (preferably a cop) with your rollerblades/rollerskates

I koto stomped that stupid sonnova bitch so hard... ended up hospitalizing that snitch

by Kyotonical February 4, 2025

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Rump Stomping

The act of anonymous, and usually violent anal intercourse.

1) I'm going to the local bath house tonight to stomp some rumps.

2) Nice to meet you sir, prepare for a rump stomping.

by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 22, 2016